Leigh Leigh

animalstalkinginallcaps:

HEY SAM. HOW WAS YOUR DATE LAST NIGHT? GOOD?

AT FIRST I THOUGHT SO, BUT NO. I MEAN, IT WASN’T TERRIBLE, BUT …

NO SPARK?

NO, THAT’S NOT IT. I WAS REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING HER. SHE’S REALLY PRETTY. BEAUTIFUL, HONESTLY. IT’S JUST …

WHAT?

ON THE WAY HOME I REALIZED … I DON’T KNOW … IT WAS LIKE THE WHOLE TIME SHE WAS TRYING TO BE ALL DEEP AND MYSTERIOUS, OR MAYBE ACT REALLY INTELLIGENT, ONLY SHE WASN’T. SHE WAS ACTUALLY KIND OF DUMB. JUST FRUSTRATINGLY DUMB.

AH, A PROMETHEUS. SORRY TO HEAR THAT. WE’VE ALL BEEN THERE, MATE.

jennyowenyoungs:

Kickstarter Mixtape Cover #11.

DINOSAUR

ecocides:

Feeding adaptations in beaks

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jennyowenyoungs:

High demand in Minneapolis. (Taken with Instagram)

animalstalkinginallcaps:

TOM HARDY HASN’T ANSWERED A SINGLE ONE OF MY FAN LETTERS.

YOU SEND LETTERS? THAT’S SO OLD FASHIONED. I’VE MAILED HIM FOUR EXTREMELY LONG AND INCREASINGLY PROVOCATIVE PHOTOBOOTH VIDEOS ON TINY FLASH DRIVES.

WOW. AND NO RESPONSE?

NOT A WORD.

WHAT A JERK. SOMEONE SHOULD SMACK HIS SUCCULENT, PLUMP LIPS. 

RIGHT? THEY OUGHT TO SLAP HIM RIGHT IN HIS THICK, DENSE PECS.

I BET THAT WOULD SOUND AMAZING.

LIKE THROWING A STEAK ONTO A MARBLE COUNTERTOP.

… MAN, IT’S REALLY WARM IN HERE.

I NOTICED THAT TOO.

autostraddle:

What Katie brought me from the district !! (Taken with Instagram)

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ecocides:

Dangerous Liaisons | image by Hakan Pekbelgin

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ecocides:

Milky Way - Drakensberg, South Africa | image by Mark Dumbleton

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autostraddle:

RUNAGAYS

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